Wednesday, December 25, 2013

On the first day of Christmas my douche bag gave to me

            So I know I have been a really good girl this year, but I didn’t realize how good I actually was until not only did Santa bring me one douche bag for Christmas [see my earlier post], but later in the day he delivered another…a 23-year-old who will be hereafter referred to as “DB#2” [no pun intended]…

DB#2:  Heyy Ms. Gorgeous

[I just ignored this email because I am not interested in 23-year-olds.  However, he was persistent and went for it again…]

DB#2:  Wanna sit on my face?

[like a snowball in the face, now he's got my attention…]

Me:  How did you know?

DB#2:  Lol I had an idea…

Me:  You’re right…for 25 you really know what women want.

DB#2:  Lol your sarcasm is making you even more desirable

DB#2:  Soo sitting in ma face is a no go? Lol

Me:  Sitting on your face is not a no go…but only if you let me shit down your throat.  Merry Christmas!

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