So I know I have been a really good girl this year, but I didn’t realize how good I actually was until not only did Santa bring me one douche bag for Christmas [see my earlier post], but later in the day he delivered another…a 23-year-old who will be hereafter referred to as “DB#2” [no pun intended]…
DB#2: Heyy Ms. Gorgeous
[I just ignored this email because I am not interested in 23-year-olds. However, he was persistent and went for it again…]
DB#2: Wanna sit on my face?
[like a snowball in the face, now he's got my attention…]
Me: How did you know?
DB#2: Lol I had an idea…
Me: You’re right…for 25 you really know what women want.
DB#2: Lol your sarcasm is making you even more desirable
DB#2: Soo sitting in ma face is a no go? Lol
Me: Sitting on your face is not a no go…but only if you let me shit down your throat. Merry Christmas!