Sunday, December 15, 2013

I know what you're thinking...

I know what you’re thinking…cut the woe is me shit and don’t all single women who get stood up or blown off by guys think that they also are talented at finding douche bags and that is, therefore, the sole reason why they are still single?  Perhaps.  But, I’m not here to assess your or anyone else’s douche bag magnetism or comment on the plight of all single women in general – firstly, because I don’t give a shit; secondly, because this is my project and, as you will all come to realize in due time, this is pretty much all about me, me, and then…more of me.

Being an attorney though, part of my job is to develop disclaimers…you know, those little words on the bottom of an ad that no one reads until you are on line and ready to make that purchase when the cashier gloatingly points out to you that you clearly didn't read them…well, here's a few disclaimers…

I can't promise you'll like everything on douche bag manifesto. or that it will be tasteful…knowing how my mind works, this blog will likely be crass, may be rude, may be off-putting or just plain suck at times or quite often…I don't make any warranties of any kind and it is offered to you "as-is"…however, what it will do is make you chuckle, and for some of you singles waiting to receive something in your in-box that will get you off that site finally, allow you to relate and also laugh at the absurdity of the online dating world that for lack of any better words, just downright fucking blows...  



           

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